melkior:

send hELP

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lennydotdotdot:

I did not know that I needed to see this.

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thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

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georgetakei:

A fish with ‘tude.Click to see other mind blowing photos

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Feeling a little grumpy. This song makes me feel better.

Attention Citizens!

opera-ghostie:

weirdalfans:

For the first time ever Al might actually get to number 1 on Billboard’s charts! He’s trailing behind Jason Mraz.

What can you do to ensure Al reaches the number one spot? Go and get his album. Spread the news around. Think somebody you know would like Al’s music? Get them an album or encourage them to get the album! Don’t download it illegally either. Yes I’m talking to you Rabbi Silverstein in Brooklyn, NY!! No, go out and purchase it! It’s $9.99 on iTunes and $5.99 on Amazon MP3! What are you waiting for?

Weird Al has never hit number one on the charts and this is his last physical album (he’ll still be making music though don’t you worry!). He’s been around for thirty-one years. Let’s make him get to number one! :)

Thank you for your attention, you may go back to scrolling your dash. 

Amazon

iTunes

Al ♥

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siphersaysstuff:

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

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In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.

who do i stab

"Sir? I’m sorry for misspeaking. Please allow me to correct this.

JUMP UP MY ASS.”

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